Garrett Hilbert
"Purple Hoser"
Birthday:
1987-05-13
Hometown:
Plano, TX
As the “dad” of the Dudes, Garrett spends much of his time cleaning around the office, balancing the budget, and keeping the group organized. Generally, he’s the most responsible of the bunch, but even the Purple Hoser has his moments—especially when it comes to springing for cool new office toys.
22
Battle Wins
107
Battles
20.6
Win Rate
Recent Battles
Rocket League in Real Life
October 3, 2026
Football Mini Games Battle
September 12, 2026
🏆 Winner
All Sports Golf Battle 7
August 1, 2026
Airsoft Battle Royale (feat. DP Wives)
March 21, 2026
How Many Balloons to Fly?
February 7, 2026
All Sports Golf Battle 6 (feat. DP Wives)
October 25, 2025
Who is the Strongest Dude?
August 2, 2025
We Raced The Craziest Soapbox Cars Ever!
May 17, 2025
Tortoise vs. Hare - Who Wins?
April 26, 2025
🏆 Winner
Stranded In Arctic Wilderness | Winter Survival Games
April 5, 2025
Recent Stereotype Appearances
Teacher's Pet
School Stereotypes
• Segment 6
Too Many Candles
Birthday Stereotypes
• Segment 8
Impossible Ice Cream Cake
Birthday Stereotypes
• Segment 17
Dad Noises
Dad Stereotypes
• Segment 1
The Dad Sneeze
Dad Stereotypes
• Segment 11
Bunny Problems
Pet Stereotypes
• Segment 2
Psycho Doorbell Dogs
Pet Stereotypes
• Segment 5
Forsaken Fish Tank
Pet Stereotypes
• Segment 11
I Forgot My…
Road Trip Stereotypes
• Segment 3
Gas Guzzler
Road Trip Stereotypes
• Segment 21